Worst pick up lines ever

Imagine next situation: You are in club, just hanging around with your friends, having a drink, generally having fun. Then someone whispers a sentence that he or she things it will launch them into sex heaven. And your world just stops for a second and all you think about is the blood going from your ears. They probably said something similar (or quite the same) from our list. So lets talk about it for a while. So in the split second you have before you have to react, you are wondering – what is appropriate reaction? And next thing you know you burst into laugh. Because that is appropriate in these situations. So, go through our list and have fun.What is the worst move someone did on you? What is the worst you have heard? If it is worse than our list please leave in the comments bellow.Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?

How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!

Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!

Didn’t anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew…

Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you’ll be screaming it all night

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.

Hey. My friends wanted me to come over here and ask you if they were fake. Can I squeeze them to find out.

Are you cold? You should be; you’ve been naked in my mind all night.

Are you a musician vampire? Because my organ is filling up with blood.

As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

Which one should be voted to be the best?

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